All hands to the pump! This is the captain, able Seaman Long Mint speaking, now hold on tight matters are about to get rough and wet! I need a large strong guy to come help me take control of my long vessel and guide it in to safety. First you’ll have to stop drooling over my little skirt and my petite white panties, if my lustful outfit is distracting you then it’s better I remove it, although I’ll leave my captains hat on, I want you to know who is in charge! Now report to my private quarters enthusiastically, I need you to take hold of my thick firm mast with both hands and tug it until you feel that salty liquid hit you in the face!
